JD Jelly is a water-based personal lubricant that quickly and safely provides moisture to your couch in a way that feels natural, allowing more couch fuckers to spend their time destroying the fabric of their couch rather than the fabric of our country.

Although this is a very real lube product, we didn’t have time to go through legal FDA approval. Like, it’s still legit lube, and you could probably use it, we just can’t be held legally responsible or whatever

Packaging may vary
Lead time up to 4 weeks