Fuck Couches,
Not Democracy.
Make any couch a love seat
⁎
Smoother cushion for the pushin’
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Glide in like a dolphin
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Make any couch a love seat ⁎ Smoother cushion for the pushin’ * Glide in like a dolphin *
The only lube made for
Better,
Wetter,
Couch Sex.
Whether it's leather, pleather or wool, JD Jelly Couch Lube will have you gliding into your loveseat like a well-lubricated dolphin. And it’s fragrance-free, but you can pretend it smells like racist Diet Mountain Dew. Because we're all better off when weirdos spend more time fucking their couch than our democracy.
*Not endorsed by the Harris for President campaign
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*Actually has kids, and no cats
JD Jelly Couch Lube
$20.24
JD Jelly is a water-based personal lubricant that quickly and safely provides moisture to your couch in a way that feels natural, allowing more couch fuckers to spend their time destroying the fabric of their couch rather than the fabric of our country.
